found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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