He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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