its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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