he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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