She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
Randomize