Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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