real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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