none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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