Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
someone owes me an orgasm
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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