it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
