She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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