At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
