Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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