remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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