The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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