I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Randomize
