Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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