yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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