Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
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