You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I believe in your delicious
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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