guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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