so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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