we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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