Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
