I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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