the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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