i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm both gender and math confused
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