I can tuck mytits in my pants
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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