Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Randomize
