it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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