Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
The struggles of a small town man whore
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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