..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
