Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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