Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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