i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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