Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
This girl is more easily done than said...
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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