We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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