no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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