wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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