Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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