If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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