next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Randomize
