You're a womanizer and a bitch.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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