Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Are my feet made of real feet?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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