Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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