bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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