i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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