i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
So many bounce houses so little time
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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