I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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