my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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