She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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