Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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