she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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