I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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