I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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