what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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